WATCH OUT MY BXXB MIGHT BLOW UP

I love this story, written by markolearyishot.
Here is the whole story so far and what you were missing:
I walked out of the surgery happy as day.
"Ah,how I love my implants" I chuckled to myself.
I strutted down the street my newly plumpled bxxbs bobbing up and down every step I took.
A few men looked at me,I smiled back giggling and trying to make my bxxbs look bigger.I saw the bus pass me."Oh golly gosh the bus" I shrieked and sprinted down the street my bxxbs bouncing like an obese child on a trampoline.The bus swiftly stopped and I hopped on.The driver noticed my bxxbs."Wooooo nelly" he said drooling.I smiled and and handed him 5 dollars."Keep the change" I winked,and strutted up the bus and took a seat making sure I was by the window and I set my bxxbs up againsts the ledge so the nearby public could see me and my bxxbs clearly.
The bus came to a sudden stop.I skipped down the bus and onto the path."Buh bye" smiled the bus driver."Wtf do you want me to húmph you or something?" I scowled and walked away.Having big bxxbs isn't easy,you have to pet them,feed them,put them to bed by rubbing them everynight.Phew!
I walked up the long drive to my Beverly Hills MANSION."Hunny come here" shouted my neighbour."Eh.." I said walking over to HER."Ooh,your bxxbs look....BIG" she said while licking her lips."Ehm..thanks?" I said walking away disturbed.Did she want...eh to lick my bxxbs? I thought.
I walked up the marble steps to the big black door.I stuck my keys in the lock and the door swiftly opened.I immediatly took my black heels off and changed into my red robe."Ooh,my bxxbs have gotten bigger" I chirped happily.I decided to order myself a chinese take-away but I must make sure there are vegitables included because my bxxbs will get soggy if I eat badly and get fat."Beep beep boop boop" went the phone as I dialled the numbers.I ordered the chinese and plonked the phone down.My left bxxb started to move."What the.." I said frowning.It suddenly pulled me across the kitchen and right into the hall.I started to panic.Was this normal? I thought.Then it stopped.I sighed with relief.A few minutes later the doorbell rang.I opened the door twisting my hair."Ooh..hello madam" said a VERY ugly guy with a wart on his chin."Hehe..hi" I said looking down.I reached out to get the chinese."YOU FXXCKING FOOL GET OUT OF MA HOUSE" he shouted.
"I.." I said freaking out."GET YO BXXBS OUT OF MA FACE" he said shrieking."KAPOW" went my left bxxb.Suddenly the chinese guy fell to the ground."You hit me with yo bxxb?" said the chinese guy getting up."Get out of my property or I'm going to call the cops" I said smirking.I grabbed the chinese and handed the ugly guy the money.He ran away crying "WHY CAN'T I EVER GET A BXXB TO MYSELF?".I sat down on the couch and started to eat my noodles.But I felt tired and so did my bxxbs.So I went upstiars changed into my silk pj's and went to bed in my four post bed."D!CKadoodledoo" went my rooster bxxby.I yawned.So did my bxxbs they yawned by moving my n!pple.It was quite a nice feeling.I slipped on my designer skirt top and boots curled my hair fed my bxxbs and walked out the door and into my car."VROOOOM" went my car,I mean bxxbs."Ssssh my little darlings" I said smiling and started the car.
"D!CK dong" went my boyfriend Vec's doorbell."Hey babe come in.." he said staring at my bxxbs the whole time.I walked into his mansion with my bxxbs bobbing."So...what do you think?" he said."Huh?" I said rocking my bxxbs so he would notice."My implants?" he said chuckling."What implants?" I said confused."MY FXXCKING D!CK IMPLANT" He said pulling down his pants."Woah...eh..it looks like a german sausage" I said backing away,"WELL YOUR BXXBS LOOK LIKE 2 BALOONS THAT ARE PREGNANT" he said crying."THANKS!" I said and walked out and started my car.How nice of him! I thought.As I backed out of the drive I noticed some ugly kid following my car.I decided to stop and ask him what he wants."Hey wtf do you want?" I said rubbing my bxxb."Sorry ma'm but my dad told me to give you this"
He handed me a filthy note.I picked it up and read it it read..
"Hello again...I couldn't stop thinking about you...meet me at the chinese restaraunt at 7:30" it really said "I couldn't stop thinking about your bxxbs" but he crossed that out.I decided I go.More time to show off my bxxbs right?.I looked up and the ugly boy was gone.He was rather obese actualy.He had bxxbs too.He could be my bxxb partner...yeah that would be nice.I started my car again but one of my bxxbs started to twitch."Whats wrong right bxxb?" I said frowning.
My right bxxb wouldn't stop twitching for 20 minutes.I couldn't find the problem so when it stopped I was relieved.I started my car and decided to go into the city center and buy new bras.My car swiftly pulled right into the parking space inside the car park.I got out while shifting my bxxbs up.A few men pasted and started to walk slower around me.I started to flirt with a man getting into his car next to mine.I noticed someone was at the car boot.I decided to go to my car boot and see who it was.When I got to my boot I noticed this person was a girl...with MASSIVE momma bxxbs.I suddenly felt anger inside of me.I looked at the curly blonde women."Hello fellow bxxb implanter" I said smirking trying to make my bxxbs look bigger."Hello person whos right bxxb is twitching" I suddenly felt embaressed.
"One second" I smirked.I turned around."Sssssssh stop!" I whispered.When I turned around the big bxxb lady was getting into the car."Eh...MY BXXBS ARE BIGGER THAN YOURS" I shouted at her."NO THERE NOT I GOT DOUBLE IMPLANTS!" she shouted back smirking then the car drove off."Stupid double implant women" I said under my breath.I picked up my Gucci purse and glided into the elevator.I pressed the ground floor button and felt the lift go up."Ding" went the elevator and I stepped out.I fixed my bxxbs and made them bounce like an obese child on a trampoline again.Many men passed looking like they were going to faint.And a few strange women.
Then I saw it the shop that changed my life forever,"Bra Heaven" it read.I ran towards the shop my bxxbs flared left and right.I had to comfort them when I picked up this beautiful red satin bra."Sssh my sweeties" I said while paying for the 10 bras I bought."Woah quite a load you got goin' on there" said the man behind the counter."Hehe thanks"."Gimmet them.." I heard him whisper."What?" "GIMME YOUR BXXBS" he said jumping over the counter at me.I screamed the shop was huge as I was screaming I picked up a few more bras."Thanks for the fitting Olivia!" I shouted at my friend olivia who loves bra shops.The man had stopped chasing me as he saw a fat boy with bxxbs walk by.Theres some strange people in this world.Very strange indeed.